Pat, disgruntled cunt: ‘I had to explain to my seven-year-old son what was happening. He now thinks he is gay because he kisses his dad.’

Two men kissing. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

That is Pat, location unknown but thought to be right in the rich heartland of Cuntsville, mouthing off to the BBC after she witnessed – to her sheer horror – two men kissing on EastEnders BEFORE THE WATERSHED.

That’s right, TWO MEN KISSING.

*has a stroke*

That up there, kissing men-watchers, is the two men of whom we speak. They’re on EastEnders. They’re having a relationship. Rumour has it they’re gay. But gay men, apparently, are not allowed to exist before 9pm. Because gay men, m’Lord, are not human beings. S’true.

One viewer, who was busy flicking herself off to Dot Cotton at the time, was equally abhorred when she happened across (eugh, imagine!) the said same two men kissing on said same show:

‘I am appalled by the display of homosexual kissing before the watershed shown on EastEnders,’ quoth she.

There’s a whole bunch of other homophobic ie. retarded comments over on the Daily Mail interdolly site (who knew, right?) but refreshingly, most of the comments merely tell how said homophobic retards how retarded they are. It all makes v entertaining reading. The retards, in the meantime, are busy turning their offspring into either a) suicidal cases once they realise they’re gay or b) the next generation of cunts who will be stabbing you on the No. 38 on the way home.

We rest our case.

ps. Some people are gay, get over it.

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12 comments to “Pat, disgruntled cunt: ‘I had to explain to my seven-year-old son what was happening. He now thinks he is gay because he kisses his dad.’”

  1. ‘He now thinks he’s gay because he kisses his dad’? Pray, does he ever kiss his pet dog? Does he now also commit bestiality? Pat – you’re obviously incredibly fucking retarded and I fear for you poor, mis-informed son.

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  2. I used to kiss my mum. I never for a moment thought I was straight.

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  3. Seriously, some people are depressingly vile creatures. What is their obsession with gays?

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  4. Here’s an idea, Pat and cunty chums – if your child asks you, ‘Mummy, why are two men kissing on the TV’, respond with, ‘Because they’re gay, darling. That means when you love someone of the same sex.’
    See, that wasn’t hard, was it? Children only learn bigotry if they are sold bigotry.

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  5. I’d quite like to bum those two up there.

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  6. i wonder how she dealt with the horror of explaining to the kid that just because the men and women on tv have babies, doesn’t mean that he can have babies with mommy (the opposite sex). Oh of course that conversation never happened. This broad is hopeless. Funny how “concerned” parents are always watching adult-themed shows with the yungins.

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  7. Well my friend who is “a gay” went to his brother-in-law’s fathers wake today. The mother in law from Hell shook my friend’s hand and said….”You have been through a lot. I want you to know I pray for you every day.” So the fact that my friend is gay is a concern for her on a day that she is putting her husband of 60 years to rest.
    This is a woman who has said to her children – “You disappoint me on a regular basis.” So Pat you are not alone. The good news is you can turn the TV off. The better news would be if your son comes to his own conclusions, and sees you for the person you are.

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  8. Let’s hope Pat’s lil boy turns out to be a gayer. Then he can take himself forward into a world of tolerance and fabulousness and leave her behind, wallowing in her hatred and drip-dry fashions.

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  9. What’s with these people? haven’t they been watching Hollyoaks for the past 18 months? John-Paul McQueen realized he was gay and in love with his best mate Craig. Craig eventually went off to uni in Dublin and J-P took up with the new local priest. (Don’t ask – it’s too complicated) Matters have moved on and J-P has now left Hollyoaks, but the point I am making is that this is a “teen” soap put out at 6.30pm and has shown a lot of man on man kissing and the occasional 2-in-a-bed scene.
    Kids do not need protection – they need education.

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  10. which episode is it,

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  11. This is quite a depressing state of affairs when a lidl old gayer kiss can still cause such controversy. Makes me/us sad.

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  12. Jesus, I thought you meant Pat Butcher when I first read the headline. Surely someone who was on the game for years can’t condemn a little man-on-man action.

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