We. Love. Leona. Lewis.

Our hero. Heroine.

You may have gathered we’re a very-fancy-Dangerous-Liaisons-style-fan of Leona Lewis.

And now, like we even had room to j’adore her more than we already do inside of our dolly hearts, she’s gone and done something which has made our bosoms fill with so much pride we’ve had to open the fire escapes.

It hath emerged that Leona turned down £1million to open the Harrods sale in an anti-fur protest.

HURRAH!/HOORAY!/HURRAH!

Dirty Mohammed Al Fayed offered our Leona said one million English golden coins to open the Harrods summer sale this year, but LL? She say no, fuck off you dirty fat cunt. We paraphrase. She did however turn down the dosh in protest at Mohammed Al Fayed’s insistence on selling real fur in Harrods. Harrods – apart from being a shit hole – is the only department store in the UK that continues to do so.

The end.

*claps until hands fall off*

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5 comments to “We. Love. Leona. Lewis.”

  1. She’s our gal.

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  2. Heart. Her.

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  3. Get ‘er! Proud of you, girl …

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  4. Boring

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  5. I love Leona for this. But I would have done it and then donated the money to animal charities

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