Let’s look at the evidence:
– Stringy armpit hair.
– Nipple the size of a peppercorn.
– The skin around the chin (oh, that rhymes! Chufties…) is rather wizened.
– He’s called George Clooney.
Who could it be? Who? Who? Who who who? Who?
*eyes dart around the room; points finger, accusingly*
It’s this famous, ladies and gennels…!
George Clooney, off the telly! Hooray! And look-see, he’s pulling a funny face in picture numero two! He’s out of control, that one.
*considers white-weeing; changes mind*