If giving up sex makes you look like this, we’ll never knowingly not be bumming for the rest of our lives…

Repeat after us: 'Sex is a good thing'

Hello David Duchovny.

Only mere weeks ago, he was a sex addict. Those same mere weeks later, he’s miraculously cured. Ta-daaaaaaaaa!

It’s a magical thing, (Oliver) peoples. But we’re concerned. This is for why…

He doesn’t look like the sort of person we want to bum any more. In fact, he looks like a homeless. And we’re not talking Hot Homeless – the rather owcha magowcha gennelman of no fixed abode who roams the streets of London’s glittering Soho, praying on the hearts/wallets/bottoms of the capital’s benevolent ‘mosexuals ‘n’ friends – either. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, no.

He also doesn’t suit a bonnet.

There also seems to be a damp patch here, here and here on his t-shirt.

He also looks like an elf.

And c) and d).

 

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3 comments to “If giving up sex makes you look like this, we’ll never knowingly not be bumming for the rest of our lives…”

  1. David needs to get his colours done.

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  2. What you on about. He looks fine.

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  3. I’d like him to bum me in that bonnet.

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