Hello David Duchovny.
Only mere weeks ago, he was a sex addict. Those same mere weeks later, he’s miraculously cured. Ta-daaaaaaaaa!
It’s a magical thing, (Oliver) peoples. But we’re concerned. This is for why…
He doesn’t look like the sort of person we want to bum any more. In fact, he looks like a homeless. And we’re not talking Hot Homeless – the rather owcha magowcha gennelman of no fixed abode who roams the streets of London’s glittering Soho, praying on the hearts/wallets/bottoms of the capital’s benevolent ‘mosexuals ‘n’ friends – either. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, no.
He also doesn’t suit a bonnet.
There also seems to be a damp patch here, here and here on his t-shirt.
He also looks like an elf.
And c) and d).