Would you like to see Zac Efron’s penis?

There's an actual human face under there...

At the risk of repeating ourselves, would you like to see this man’s penis? When we say man, we actually mean lady. When we say lady, we actually mean child in Maybelline.

This is also what is known in the business as ‘a slightly misleading story’. You know, like the 11,472 stories yesterday which led with ‘Daniel Craig admits to plastic surgery!’, when in fact he’d just had a poorly finger fixed, probably with the involvement of a Minnie Mouse plaster.

Mais, why is it a misleading story? We hear you cry real life tears… Welleth, it’s because a picture of Zac Efron’s penis doesn’t – to our knowledge – exist. Not in the public, reach-out-and-touch domain, anyroad. But that may soon change…

*starts breathing heavily*

For why? etc. Welleth, it’s because Zac Efron is apparently in talks to replace Daniel Radcliffe in Equus. And we all know what that entails. Emphasis on the tail.

*pats hair like Mae West, etc.*

Who told us this? Oh, some bloke called ‘Source’.

Now let’s look at Zac Efron with his top off…

Speedos next time...
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26 comments to “Would you like to see Zac Efron’s penis?”

  1. So don’t get Zac Efron. He’s a big girl’s blouse.

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  2. He’s got one eye bigger than the other.

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  3. I find this lady deeply unattractive.

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  4. I bet he hasn’t even got a penis.

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  5. maybe he has the same eye surgeon as La Hilton.

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  6. Oh please, like any one of you would kick him out if he came begging.

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  7. ick! he always looks like he’s wet myself . . . i’ll stick to Alfie Allen thanxs

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  8. Him?! Good grief!

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  9. Honestly?

    he’s not very attractive and honestly….he isn’t a good actor.

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  10. Do you want to do me Zacky?

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  11. Do you even like me?

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  12. BREATHTAKING LOOKS–SEEMS VERY SWEET– I WISH HIM ALL THE BEST— THANKS FOR LETTING US ENJOY ALL THE PHOTOS.–

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  13. i love u zac efron text me back plz text me back plz xxxx

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  14. Zac Efron`s bigest Fan!

    you are a whore!

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  15. so are you marissa!

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  16. YES
    HE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL AND HAS A ATRACTION FROM MEN AND WOMEN–WHAT A GIFT

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  17. what the hell is wrong with all of you people sure he is a little femine but that dont mean he dont have a penis and some of the people are a little ubsest and that is weird but their not horrors ok dont judge people unless u know them

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  18. i have proof that this man has a penis e-mail me @allamericanreject_2727@yahoo.com

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  19. he is the most georgus thing,humsn,living creature,thing in the who galaxy i wanna suck his litte/huge cock till he dies

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  20. ok y the hell would anyone care that some attention seeking dumb ass put pics of him nude online hes just dispicable y do kids watch his movies anyway wat type of rolemodel is he!!!!!!!

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  21. you so handsome

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  22. i want to make love with you and i’m gay

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  23. I’ve seen him with his pants OFF!!!

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  24. i like to see zac’s penis and i love you zac

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  25. Hey ZacEforn i love you

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  26. Hey ZacEforn i love your moives i want you to come to my house then me and you could play vodio games?

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