At the risk of repeating ourselves, would you like to see this man’s penis? When we say man, we actually mean lady. When we say lady, we actually mean child in Maybelline.
This is also what is known in the business as ‘a slightly misleading story’. You know, like the 11,472 stories yesterday which led with ‘Daniel Craig admits to plastic surgery!’, when in fact he’d just had a poorly finger fixed, probably with the involvement of a Minnie Mouse plaster.
Mais, why is it a misleading story? We hear you cry real life tears… Welleth, it’s because a picture of Zac Efron’s penis doesn’t – to our knowledge – exist. Not in the public, reach-out-and-touch domain, anyroad. But that may soon change…
*starts breathing heavily*
For why? etc. Welleth, it’s because Zac Efron is apparently in talks to replace Daniel Radcliffe in Equus. And we all know what that entails. Emphasis on the tail.
*pats hair like Mae West, etc.*
Who told us this? Oh, some bloke called ‘Source’.
Now let’s look at Zac Efron with his top off…