How to cure the Monday blues…

Buff buff So sighs ahoy. It’s Monday morning and we are groaning plural because…

a. Our soya capp was annoyingly made with real live cow’s milk and not the creamy loveliness squeezed from the teet of a soya bean. This very-popular-coffee-house based mistake has upset our delicate tummies and irritated our weekend-damaged brains.

2. It’s cloudy outside and we’re in that period of dullness between summer and Christmas (it’s known as autumn or fall depending on your global persuasion).

trios. News is thinner on the ground than the hair on a chemo patients head.

And c. and d.

However! Wait! Hark! Do not leave! While stumbling around the world wide webbery we happened upon the fair face and body of one Hugh Jackman. And do you know what? We cheered right up. Smiles have returned to faces and hard-ons returned to pants. So the moral of the story is, when in doubt enjoy some partial nudity.

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

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One comment to “How to cure the Monday blues…”

  1. Looks almost as good as Danny C coming out of the sea. trunks need to be just that smidgeon more, well, spray-on really.

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