Cosmopolitan magazine have revealed their list of world’s sexiest men, as-voted-for-by-the-readers. Now, usually we would read something like this and a tirade of cynicisms would escape our lips, along the lines of ‘it’s all so biased,’ ‘what ‘tards decided that these here specimens are sexy’ and ‘where be Clive Owen / Colin Firth /David Gandy?’ Etc, and so forth, blah blah blah.
But due to the grey clouds and general dismalness of this Monday morning we thought we would bring you
some pretty as many semi-naked photos we could find of the top five men in said list. And may we say that the Cosmo ladies have actually done very noicely with their choices. We’d particularly like to bum numbers three and four. Ooh, and two and five, maybe in a sandwich?
Join us over the jump for those pictorials. In which order?
1. Mr. Johnny Depp
2. Mr. George Clooney
3. Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal
4. Our boyfriend (that’s Mr. Daniel Craig). Look at him again? Oh, go on then.
And finally…Mr. Brad Pitt* needs a lie down / box of tissues*