OGL attends premiere of Filth and Wisdom wearing some shoes. Newsworthy much?

Filthy and wiseThis is Our Glorious Leader looking particularly fantabularse (get over the hands already) swish swishing down the red rug in London’s glittering Noo Yoik for the premiere of her film Filth and Wisdom. What do you mean, ‘What’s Filth and Wisdom?’ We reported on this a while ago because we are what is known as ‘cutting edge’. See?

Anyway, said swish swishing has caused, and we quote, ‘uproar’ because Madge-Donner kebab was wearing platforms. And not just any platforms. Chanel platforms. Really high ones at that with really realistic guns for heels. Let’s have a looksee…

Guns don't kill people, shoes do Now natch red tops are upset about this. Just like they’re upset about women getting the vote, the abolishment of capital punishment and the decriminalisation of being a gayer. And to demonstrate how outraged they are about the whole gun heel thing, they have – in all their witty glory labelled the shoes ‘Killer heels… literally’. What literally as in they are literally guns that fire literal bullets and literally kill people? Hmmm.

But, to be fair, the story was followed by a Lanzagrotty feature called ‘Life’s a beach’, so at the end of the day, it ain’t all bad.

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4 comments to “OGL attends premiere of Filth and Wisdom wearing some shoes. Newsworthy much?”

  1. stupid old whore. guns aren’t clever. anywhere.

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  2. I like them. Do you think Primarni will do a repro pair? Except they’ll probably actually work.

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  3. My My Miss Ritchie. Was going on and on about Sarh Palin the other day. So Sarah shoots an AK47 so you go out and get revolver shoes. Really as a fashion statment they are like wearing fur. As an ironic statement on why you left America it might be funny but I just think it is in poor taste.

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  4. Almost as bleugh as the ones Vicky Beckham was wearing the other week.

    http://www.me-me-me.tv/2008/09/29/what-a-well-heeled-pair-oh-tee-andor-hee/

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