Another day, another (Aussie) dollar. And another pair of AussieBum panties. But wait, stop right there young lady, do not depart! Because *takes deep breath* this particular species of pantalon has actual magical, miraculous, superhero powers which make the wearer invincible / utterly bummable / rich beyond their Credit Crunchie dreams (delete as desired). And create a ‘second skin’ apparently, but that’s just silly. Aren’t those AussieBums clever for dollies of Australialand persuasion?
OK, so we might have got a white-wee bit carried away, but the new HERO Hipster Action boxers are rather yummy. They’re guaranteed to, andwequote, make you ‘feel just like you have your own superhero costume on underneath your clothes.’ Ooh, how exciting.
Now let’s have a superhero inspired poll. Oh, go on then.