Ever since Porgey was caught ‘cottaging’ with crack on his personage we’ve been verrily worried. We can’t sleep, we have to drink twice as much just to stop the nervous shakes, we can barely concentrate. But then today, this little nugget reached our anxiety-ridden ears:
‘George Michael will come out of retirement and perform a gig in Abu Dhabi for a $1 million fee.’
Phew – Georgina has something new to concentrate on. And some extra dollar to pay for legal fees / bum chums / rehab. Hip hip hooray!