But enough with those dusty old stories, this very morn we have heard that David Duchovny and wifey Téa Leoni are to make like a banana and leave one another. Oh, the old classics are the best, no? Oh.
Perhaps the rift came after DD returned ‘cured’ from his sex addiction, or maybe it’s because Téa has allegedly been exchanging
bodily fluids explicit texts with Billy Bob Thorton off-of looks a little bit warty. Or maybe it’s the credit crunch? Who knows slash cares?
So who’s next we wonder? Gossip types are currently chowing down on possible split rumours between Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley, of course Brad and Angelina and our very own Jordandre™ (come on, work with us here), but who do you think is next for the chip, chop, chip, chop the last man’s dead? Tell us…