Madge and Guy? That’s soooo yesterday…

You'll remember where you were when you heard the tragic newsWhat the heck is going on? Are they putting something in the celebrity eau minérale? What with Madgeroo and Monsieur Ritchie officially at one another’s throats (aka d-i-v-o-r-c-i-n-g. Don’t tell baby David, he thinks that spells fun or play), Ronnie and Jo Wood heading for a scrap over £70million and most high profile of all the split of skinny Trinny and her soon to be ex-husbandage Johnnie Elichaoff.

But enough with those dusty old stories, this very morn we have heard that David Duchovny and wifey Téa Leoni are to make like a banana and leave one another. Oh, the old classics are the best, no? Oh.

Perhaps the rift came after DD returned ‘cured’ from his sex addiction, or maybe it’s because Téa has allegedly been exchanging bodily fluids explicit texts with Billy Bob Thorton off-of looks a little bit warty. Or maybe it’s the credit crunch? Who knows slash cares?

So who’s next we wonder? Gossip types are currently chowing down on possible split rumours between Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley, of course Brad and Angelina and our very own Jordandre™ (come on, work with us here), but who do you think is next for the chip, chop, chip, chop the last man’s dead? Tell us…

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7 comments to “Madge and Guy? That’s soooo yesterday…”

  1. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. Surely there’s only so much cathetar changing and bum wiping a young boy can put up with.

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  2. When are Cheryl and Ashley going to do the decent thing and split. That Cole fella can’t deny himself bum forever.

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  3. Surely Wino and Blakey? Both would only be three quarters vile without the other.

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  4. I’ve heard the Chuckle Brothers are drifting apart.

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  5. I never noticed one of David’s eyes is much smaller than the other. Oh, and in answer to your question, surely Lindsay and Samantha?

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  6. I heard Tom Cruise and John Travolting were next sur les cartes!

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  7. I reckon Paul McCartney and that nice Heather are on the rocks.

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