However, and it’s a big however, things positively soured when we read the news on our way into the work place. It turns out that while we dozed to a Dave re-run of something that wasn’t funny the first time we saw it let alone the third, professional pig in a wig Christina Aguilera (come on, it doesn’t mean we don’t love her, but the state of it recently!), Paris Hilton, Prince William and some other royal ladies (see what we did there? We suggested William was a lady *hee*) got down and dirty on the dance floors of London’s glittering Whisky Mist bar. *sulks*
So what the likes of Princesses Eugenie, Beatrice and the ginger one’s girlfriend Chelsy Davy were doing partying with Paris et all we don’t know, but tis said that when the moon is in its second phase in the month of All Hallows Eve, and Scorpio is rising in ascendance with Uranus, strange things happen. At least that’s what Russell Grant licked in our ear in Ghetto’s toilet a few weeks back. *shudder*
* Just making sure you’re paying attention. We – ahem – of course mean ‘pole’.