Daniel Craig. Clive Owen. In one face. Chhheeeeeenious!

This is, like, our ideal man in one face. There is really nothing more to add, ‘cept that we would probably prefer both men, in real-life human form, together, in one bed, kinda like a sandwich sitch, you understand?

But buggers can’t be choosy, or so they say. Oh, aren’t those technical lovelies clever sometimes? *sits staring at screen, filofax over penage, for the rest of the day*