Who be this?

Sozzled, smashed, MC Hammered, twatted, bladdered, pissed, wasted, battered, wankered, fucked and/or drunkRiddle us this. Mystery brunette seen stumbling out of London’s non-quite-so-glittering Maddox club in the early hours of the morn, wearing an orange woollen number that quite frankly could’ve done with a buzz with our Bobble-Off machine. But who is it? Janice Dickenson? Cher? Donatella Versace in a wig?

No, tis Katie Price, out on what it known as ‘the piss’ following more split rumours. Please don’t split up Katie and Peter. We really do think we’d feel worse than when our very own ‘rents d-i-v-o-r-c-e-d. And we’re still introducing the concept of Jordandre™, which we’re sure will catch on… one day.

Now let’s look at the artist formerly known as Jordan apparently fingering herself in a taxi-mobile. We especially like the gigantic hand of what is an obviously rotund and sweaty man, eager to give a helping hand should one be required.

Finger lickin' good

Nice.

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6 comments to “Who be this?”

  1. She really does look like Janice Dickenson!

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  2. That last photo is amost indecent!

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  3. Gobby slapper.

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  4. What’s happened to her? I used to love her :(

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  5. Did she have a brain reduction as well?

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  6. Hahaha, what are you talking about chas and/or dave? This is another reason why you should love her.

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