No, tis Katie Price, out on what it known as ‘the piss’ following more split rumours. Please don’t split up Katie and Peter. We really do think we’d feel worse than when our very own ‘rents d-i-v-o-r-c-e-d. And we’re still introducing the concept of Jordandre™, which we’re sure will catch on… one day.
Now let’s look at the artist formerly known as Jordan apparently fingering herself in a taxi-mobile. We especially like the gigantic hand of what is an obviously rotund and sweaty man, eager to give a helping hand should one be required.
Who be this?,