Enough with the ‘apple of Tom’s eye’ headlines. What about the ‘fringe in Suri’s eye’?

Looks an awful lot like mummy, not so much daddyWill someone please cut Suri Cruise’s fringe? Even if it’s not Katie off-of trying to be Victoria Beckham and Tom off-of never knowingly sane, couldn’t the nanny do it, or perhaps the maid or the butler? Hell, maybe even L. Ron Hubbard could return from the grave, check his diary and see if he could find a window to do it.

Either way, something needs to be done. We’re losing precious shut eye over this, people. And if Suri doesn’t go blind because of it, it will certainly obscure her views on certain things. Potentially including religious cults groups. Oh well, spoze she is daddy’s girl after all. 

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2 comments to “Enough with the ‘apple of Tom’s eye’ headlines. What about the ‘fringe in Suri’s eye’?”

  1. She’s also very pale. I hope they’re feeding her proper like.

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  2. I was thinking the very same thing about her fringe only yesterday. Take the kitchen scissors to it like my mum used to. Nowt wrong with that.

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