This morning we hear that OGL’s excercise regime was to blame, citing her gruelling four hour daily sesh’s for the reason the couple ‘didn’t make love for 18 months’ so says Mr. Fly, of Bedroom Wall.
The insightful Mr. Fly also claimed that Guy told him that shagging Madgeroo was like ‘cuddling up to a piece of gristle’.
He continued: ‘Guy was pleading with her to spend more time with him but she wouldn’t have it. She’d insist she did her four-hour workout and that would be half the day gone.’
When we last looked there were 24 hours in a day, not eight. Silly Mr. Fly.