Madonna and gristle, one and the same apparently

GristleyOh. Dear. Who knew? The D word is uttered and every hour of every day a new piece of ‘information’ is ‘revealed’ about the ‘details’ and/or possible ‘reasons’ as to why Madonna and Guy off-of Madonna are calling it a day.

This morning we hear that OGL’s excercise regime was to blame, citing her gruelling four hour daily sesh’s for the reason the couple ‘didn’t make love for 18 months’ so says Mr. Fly, of Bedroom Wall.

The insightful Mr. Fly also claimed that Guy told him that shagging Madgeroo was like ‘cuddling up to a piece of gristle’.

He continued: ‘Guy was pleading with her to spend more time with him but she wouldn’t have it. She’d insist she did her four-hour workout and that would be half the day gone.’

When we last looked there were 24 hours in a day, not eight. Silly Mr. Fly.

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4 comments to “Madonna and gristle, one and the same apparently”

  1. Guy Ritchie come out of the closet already, this is getting ridiculous, you big old bender.

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  2. And what prey tell is wrong with gristle? Throbbing gristle that is. And I don’t mean the band.

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  3. Talking of gristle- here is mold of Jimi Hendrix’s cock. Looks like quite a meaty feast http://www.cynthiapcaster…x_page.htm

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  4. Oh YAWN. People get married, people get divorced. Is anyone honestly surprised by anything Madonna does anymore?? I just hope that Guy can get back to making good films, now he’s lost Detroit Donna.
    And of course I hope the kids are ok, blah blah blah snoooorrreeeee..

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