The day Danny Cipriani auditioned to go out with a 15-year-old moose

We'll have him on the left

Imagine you have a 15-year-old daughter. Hey, you might even have one. We’re making no assumptions about anyone.

What would be lovelier for her 16th birthday than to recruit some rentaspunks for her to measure, fondle and then choose a date from? Call us Anne Widdecombe but that brushes ever so close to prostitution for our liking. And what confidence you’re giving her: you are too fat and ugly (she is, by the way) to get a date unless we pay.

But that’s not the funny bit. The funny bit (told you there was a funny bit) is that the scene from MTV’s festival of vile My Super Sweet Sixteen where the models are selected by said moose (who looks 45 if she’s a day) features none other than Danny Cipriani, rugby player and ‘boyfriend’ of Kelly Brook in the line-up! And he doesn’t even get chosen!

Even though he’s in his pants!

Please peruse the clip at your leisure (it’s around the 5:14 mark) and relish in the information that our Dan has just been signed up by Ultimo, purveyors of fine knick-knackery, to, ahem, front their new men’s underwear range. Anyways, here‘s that clip.

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4 comments to “The day Danny Cipriani auditioned to go out with a 15-year-old moose”

  1. That girl needs to be taken outside and punched. Hard. Till she dies. And what parents think this is a good idea. PS why would you choose him over nice little Danny?

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  2. Urgh! Vile the way she leers over them. And there is NO WAY that girl is 15, although I suppose Amy Winehouse is only about 22 isn’t she? And she makes my dead nana look young.

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  3. She lives in North-West London. Why am I not surprised? I used to go to school in that area, and all the people there are all just rich, arrogant pricks or spoiled bitch-whores. Thank God I don’t go there, anymore…

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  4. Even though he is not an actor, Danny should do a movie with Brad Pitt. And Daniel Craig. And Jake Gyllenhaal. They should all be in a shower. That’s it basically, just needed to make it known.

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