We hear that certain sportical events occurred this weekend, and the Isles of Britain were really quite successful, which ’tis a good thing. Lewis Hamilton, bless his heart, won the ‘racing velly-velly expensive cars in China’ thingy-bob, and Andy Murray, off-of boring Scottishness and waving a tennis racquet about, had a victory of sorts.
But enough of that. Let’s look at more sporting types in various states of undress and looking particularly nice, which is the point of this whole piece. Geddit?
He may have won in Madrid, but he’s still a cock. Good arms though.
The Americaninos do tennis so much better, no?
Rugby – our sport du jour. *stares at screen for the rest of the day*
Weekend overview: People did sports. People won. Hoorah! ,