Riddle us this: You’ve got $100,000 lying around, what do you do? a) Buy up airtime to tell bigoted fuckwits that gays deserve equal rights b) Buy up airtime to tell bigoted fuckwits that gays deserve equal rights or c) Buy 10,000,000 penny chews.

Lovely jubbly couple.

It’s a) and b), silly! And that’s just what our favourite sister-schtumper Ellen Degeneres has gone and done. To expand, Ellen has forked out 100,000 US and A dollars to buy airtime on telly in order to plead against Californians voting in Proposition 8. Otherwise known as legalised hatred. You know, bit like that Section 28 that Cunty Thatcher brought in a while back. If you’re still a bit *looks around room for help*, Section 8 is a measure to amend the Californian state constitution to ‘eliminate the right of same-sex couples to marry’.

‘Cause, lest we forget, a helluva lot of people commonly known as retards are under the assumption that gay ladies, gennelmen and others aren’t actually real-life human beings like they are, and therefore don’t deserve the option to do lovely things like they do. Like marrying.

*spits in a dramatic fashion*

So, like, the end.

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3 comments to “Riddle us this: You’ve got $100,000 lying around, what do you do? a) Buy up airtime to tell bigoted fuckwits that gays deserve equal rights b) Buy up airtime to tell bigoted fuckwits that gays deserve equal rights or c) Buy 10,000,000 penny chews.”

  1. Totally j’adore Ellen.

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  2. What a nice pair

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  3. I’d buy the penny chews.

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