Is Dirty Fat Liar Kerry Katona stupid because a). she’s drunk on live telly or b). because she’s pretending to be drunk on live telly?

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This, ladies and germs, is the face of a big fat coke-snorting, deep-fried-food-snuffling porker. It is KKK, sorry, only slightly less scary, KK on this morning’s This Morning (with Fern and Phil, or is it Phil and Fern).

Now, as a proven big fat liar (when we asked her if she’d ever tried coke she lied through her dirty Ribena rotted teeth that ‘No, sir. Not me. Wouldn’t even know what it looked like’) it’s hard to take anything the dirty liar says or does as truthful.

So, why don’t you, gentle reader, decide for yourself whether this appearance of Warrington’s finest on This Morning is evidence of her being stupidly drunk at an ungodly hour or of her pretending so she can get back in the papers…

Oh, and as we were about to press ‘Publish’ her publicist (there’s a clue right there in the job title) made a statement that ‘she should never have been allowed to do that interview’.

How about we make that permanent?

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21 comments to “Is Dirty Fat Liar Kerry Katona stupid because a). she’s drunk on live telly or b). because she’s pretending to be drunk on live telly?”

  1. I have absolutely no idea who this person is.

    Please don’t enlighten me.

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  2. Hate the bitch. Ne’er was there a more useless human being. Except maybe Gok Wan.

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  3. You watch documentaries on ITV2. You flick yourselves off to features in You magazine about mental health. You go to shrinks. You take tablets at the doctors about not being able to cope. Then you see someone live on TV who’s probably going through the same thing 1) you, or 2) your friends have gone or go thru.. and what do you do?

    You kick her even still.

    Good on you me-me-me. Shame on you.

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  4. What you on about? She’s a vile pig of a woman. Money-grubbing old scrubber who would sell her own children if it meant she could get a spread in OK magazine and the money that came with it. Shame on you So for defending scum like this.

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  5. Oh boring. Go back to your Excel and facebook.

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  6. I don’t know what Excel is even…

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  7. Methinks So has one of them northern chips on his shoulder. Mushy peas with that, love?

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  8. What’s an even still?
    Do only girls have them?
    And why does So think We-We-We’s kicking her there?

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  9. Not northern.
    Not male.

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  10. Oh, boo, So. I was hoping you’d come down and give my lily white southern arse a good old northern pounding…

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  11. Break it to me like that, why don’t you?

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  12. Just give the girl a break. She’s obviously in a bad place.

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  13. So: The point is, yes, but she put herself there, knowing all along what she was doing. Other people are in bad places too. Most don’t take a fee for going on telly and parading the non-news that it is. They just get on with their lives and try and sort themselves out, whilst often holding down jobs and being of general worth to society. KK has never fallen into that category. She is a low-rent (almost to the point of being rent-free) version of Paris Hilton – that other media-whore waste of space.

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  14. Exactly – don’t be so gullible, So. The point is, if she were truly in a bad place – like Amy Winehouse – we would give her a break. The fact is she’s a dirty, greedy-for-money, talentless whore who creates crises merely to make money and stay in the public eye (and keep her in Findus Crispy Pancakes).

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  15. And now we find out that an MTV crew were in the This Morning studio filming her being interviewed. This footage and will be part of her ‘reality’ (surely not?!) show. She just needs to step back and see if she can find a door marked ‘obscurity’…

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  16. Any more viscious words about Kerry and we’re going to come round and blow up your offices.

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  17. So, for realz? No prizes for guessing who’ll be suspect numero uno if their offices really do blow up. They can track anyone on the interweb these days, you know.

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  18. Give a shit?

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  19. Oooh, drama.
    I’m hoping the threat was tongue in cheek. I’m all for tongue in cheek. I’m all for cock in cheek too, for that matter. And cock in bum. And cock swishing around in a vodka, lime ‘n’ soda.

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  20. Personally I prefer Bacardi and Cock

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  21. Ooh, Barcardi… you know I haven’t had Bacardi in so long. I might have to partake down The Box tonight… (NB. Don’t judge me people!)

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