This, ladies and germs, is the face of a big fat coke-snorting, deep-fried-food-snuffling porker. It is KKK, sorry, only slightly less scary, KK on this morning’s This Morning (with Fern and Phil, or is it Phil and Fern).
Now, as a proven big fat liar (when we asked her if she’d ever tried coke she lied through her dirty Ribena rotted teeth that ‘No, sir. Not me. Wouldn’t even know what it looked like’) it’s hard to take anything the dirty liar says or does as truthful.
So, why don’t you, gentle reader, decide for yourself whether this appearance of Warrington’s finest on This Morning is evidence of her being stupidly drunk at an ungodly hour or of her pretending so she can get back in the papers…
Oh, and as we were about to press ‘Publish’ her publicist (there’s a clue right there in the job title) made a statement that ‘she should never have been allowed to do that interview’.
How about we make that permanent?