Oh, no! Could it be famous Scientologist and straight man Tom Cruise out on a date with another man!

Pinch his arse!

He spends all that time denying the gay rumours and suing anyone who dareth to so much as suggest he may sometimes partake of the furry straw (even though Gimme Gimme Gimme and Will & Grace made endless jokes about it), and then he goes out on a hot date with a be-suited gentleman, hands all over each other and everything, all in front of the paps.

Has Tom Cruise gone mad? Sorry, had Tom Cruise gone even madder? See what this fella looks like from the front over the jump…
Who wore it best?

Do you think it was in the contract that she had to wear gennelmen’s apparel? 

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5 comments to “Oh, no! Could it be famous Scientologist and straight man Tom Cruise out on a date with another man!”

  1. Does she get taller every month?

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  2. Seriously, will the mad little hatter just come out already! It’s not like his legacy is going to be his acting ability – it may as well be the first major Hollywood actor to come out of the closet. He has enough money to not worry about his career being killed by the homophobes (ironically, seeing most of Hollywood is gay. Or Jewish. Or ‘Gew’), but he could make a very bold and powerful statement about homophobia. Admittedly, he’s probably gone too far with his contractual relationships and will look like an idiot, but all he has to do is go on Oprah, give a very candid interview saying he was forced into it by the visceral homophobia of the (mostly middle bits of the) US, but now he’s come to the conclusion that he can do more good by admitting he’s a big gay (okay, small gay) and maybe do some good for the gay community – rather than sending out a message to the world that he’s staying in the closet because being gay is a bad thing.
    In other words, he’s a total cock and should be ashamed of himself.
    The End.

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  3. *rapturous applause for Lulu!*

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  4. Oh Lulu, that rant was too delicious. If he and Ashley Cole were to do a joint confession (via a live link-up betwixt Oprah and The Paul O’Grady Show), it would make everything good in the world once more. Maybe then they could bum afterwards.

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  5. Lulu, I simply drink to you my dear. You brought not only a tear to this ice maidens eye, but a bulge to my trousers. When will him & Katie & Jada & WIll come out of the closet for the good of all? I mean Tom, your surname IS Cruise for christsakes. Give up the ghost you limp wristed thespian.

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