‘Some football news!’ Whatever that means.

Ooh, girl!

Dear sports fans *shudders*

David Beckham is moving to AC Milan. Where’s the ‘B’ in that sentence?

Apparently, he’s going ‘on loan’ to the ‘Italian football club’ from the LA Galaxy Bar and will sit on the ‘side’ pouting and never knowlingly not snarling seductively in the direction of peeping cams as of ‘January’.

*asks man in Next suit what all of this could possibly mean*

Oh, it’s exciting.

That’s all by the by. Let’s now look at the A(B)C Milan football ladies in just their dirty pants and nothing freakin’ else… *prepares zipper*

Greasy, much? Hope those showers are clean, boys...
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6 comments to “‘Some football news!’ Whatever that means.”

  1. I might loan myself out to ABC Milan as well if that’s the sort of action I can expect in the showers.

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  2. So what’s the betting that any minute now Me-me-me.tv is going to write a vile attack on Iceland Queen Kerry Katona blah blah fucking blah blah blah.com??

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  3. Oh, you must have special powers So, they’ve just put that story up. Mind you, if anyone ever deserved a hefty kick up the cunt, it’s that one.

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  4. OMG, maybe So is…….. Kerry Katona!!
    Now that would be a fun thing. Especially as I’m hungry and would kill for a deep fried piece of orange crust.

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  5. ‘So’ couldn’t possibly be Kerry Katona as commenting on Me Me Me requires internet access and the brain power to log on and type.

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  6. What I forgot to say was that I heart everyone in ABC Milan and will start watching football from this point forth.

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