Dear sports fans *shudders*
David Beckham is moving to AC Milan. Where’s the ‘B’ in that sentence?
Apparently, he’s going ‘on loan’ to the ‘Italian football club’ from the LA Galaxy Bar and will sit on the ‘side’ pouting and never knowlingly not snarling seductively in the direction of peeping cams as of ‘January’.
*asks man in Next suit what all of this could possibly mean*
Oh, it’s exciting.
That’s all by the by. Let’s now look at the A(B)C Milan football ladies in just their dirty pants and nothing freakin’ else… *prepares zipper*