Fun-ness: Guess the celebrity tits, which are today celebrating 32 years on Santa’s green earth…

Let’s look at the evidence:

- They’re tits.

- They’re male.

- The male is a famous.

- There is a light fuzz in and around the area, the kind you might find on male tits off-of a famous.

- They’re Ryan Reynold’s tits.

But who could it be? Who? Who? Who could it be? Who?

It’s this famous, ladies and ladies…! (NB. We’d like to point out at this juncture that after the break there’s a gallery celebrating Ryan Reynolds in various states of topless. An homo-age, if you will. We like to call it Variations on Tits off-of a Famous. You may like it.)

*has a white wee*