Oh, look, Mariah’s back driving a car, rolling around with a cute guy in bed, daintily brushing unruly curls out of her mouth…

You go, girlfriend *clicks fingers, moves head swiftly from one side to the other*

You can’t keep a good megastar down. And even though her last single had to be pulled (or something) due to widespread lack of interest (even though it was good!), here’s Mariah doing what Old Ma Riah does best: rolling around with men young enough to be her children and acting like a little girl. But in a good way.

It’s a screen cap (that’s not a hat you put on your telly, it’s like a freeze frame moment) from her new video to ‘I Stay In Love’, which might sound familiar to you. Not because you’ve heard it before, it’s just very Mariah. As in ‘very Kylie’ only involving someone who can actually sing.

See a 30-second preview (how excitement!) after the jump… 

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2 comments to “Oh, look, Mariah’s back driving a car, rolling around with a cute guy in bed, daintily brushing unruly curls out of her mouth…”

  1. You can’t keep a good ‘Riah down. Or even a bad one!

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  2. This is SHIT…just like Mariah’s last single (which was pulled because it was SHIT, ok, and for no other reason). By the way, yes, Mariah CAN sing, but it’s a pity that most of what she does doesn’t actually show off the true potential of her vocal abilities. Kylie may not be as good at singing, but at least most of her songs are NOT SHIT. I can’t wait for Mariah to f**k off for all time!

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