Suri gorges on cupcakes before going on a 48-hour bender with Brooklyn and some of the Jolie-Pitt (or should that be Pitt-Jolie?) clan…

The binge before the purgeFirstly, hooray for Suri Cruise’s newly chopped fringe. Where would these plebs celebs be without Me-Me-Me giving them some friendly advice on how to look after their offspring every now and again?

Secondforth, why or why do the ‘loids insist upon talking about Hollywood kids like they’re 30 year-olds? Suri is sporting a ‘hot new bob’, and is apparently already a ‘fashion icon’ or ‘one to watch’. Yes, because no other little girl we have ever seen or heard ever in the world ever has ever worn a little polka dot dress. Ever.

Next up… Rocco and Maddox in Stickle Brick showdown.

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  1. Next we’ll hear of ‘David Banda orgy shock’ or maybe ‘Lila Grace’s cocaine shame’ – Like mother like daughter, eh?

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