Spooks is back!
*has a wet wee; then a white one*
You may recall that Spooks is one of our favourite goggle-box shows. It’s exciting and has men we want to bum in it. It also has Hermione Norris who’s a hard-core bitch and we j’adore a hard-core bitch.
And each season – or maybe we should go all America’s Next Top Model and call it ‘cycle’. Though knowing Tranny Banks she’s probably TM’d the word ‘cycle’ in her never-ending quest to take over the world – they give us a new gentleman caller to go all do-lally over. And this time it’s that bloke Dawn French inexplicably married in The Vicar of Dibley, Richard Armitage. That’s him up there with his top off. The BBC knows its audience. Good BBC.
Now then now then, we have brand loyalty to Rupert Penry Jones and he need not fear relegation, but we’ll be keeping a close eye on this Armitage up-start… and you know us, we’re an inclusive bunch and will happily welcome him into the ‘mo-fold if certain levels of nudity are maintained.
Obligatory informative bit: Spooks, Cycle 4? 5? Who can say? 9pm on Her Majesty’s BBC the First.
Now let’s look at Rupert Penry Jones’s tits ‘n’ ass…