It’s a quiet day on the interdolly people, so let’s look at the picture that we stick next to the fridge in the manner of a Grazia-reading lumpen trout to stop us gorging on Haribo, Tunnock’s Tea Cakes, cheesy nibbles from that nice place off Neal Street, a bit of left-over chilli con c’, half a litre of that V-8 drink stuff, an onion, milk, eggs (organic, people. ORGANIC), a non-descript cold meat from Sainsberries, mint sauce, and half a pound of midget gems.*

Oh hello.

No, you’re right. We don’t keep midget gems in the fridge. Nor Haribo. We just like saying the words.

So next time you reach for the Kettle Chips, take a look at this and think, ‘No, I too will have a body like this gennelman – though not necessarily the bonnet – and therefore will deny myself my tasty treats in order to achieve this. Especially if it’s after 6pm.’

Ooh, it’s like a print ‘n’ cut-out ‘n’ keep diet plan, without any semblance of a plan! Hooray!

*ps. has a white wee, naturally*

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  1. Add some hair, and that really is the perfect body.
    *has a bout of bulimia*

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  2. Golly gumdrops.

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  3. Looks like that Bosco guy who lives in Italy.

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  4. Hubba, hubba!!!

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  5. Looks a bit bland tome

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