No, you’re right. We don’t keep midget gems in the fridge. Nor Haribo. We just like saying the words.
So next time you reach for the Kettle Chips, take a look at this and think, ‘No, I too will have a body like this gennelman – though not necessarily the bonnet – and therefore will deny myself my tasty treats in order to achieve this. Especially if it’s after 6pm.’
Ooh, it’s like a print ‘n’ cut-out ‘n’ keep diet plan, without any semblance of a plan! Hooray!
*ps. has a white wee, naturally*