News has reached us via no-one you need worry about, that Victoria Beckham is running this Sunday’s New York Marathon.
Here’s hoping a gust of wind picks her up, she spreads her limbs – much like one does if performing a star jump – then she’ll be able to whizz round the route like a sycamore seed.
‘It was meant to be a big secret,’ says Source.
ps. We used that picture up there for the simple reason she looks ridiculous. And we’re hopin’ and a-prayin’ she legs it round with that pose fixed on her face. It means she’ll only be able to breath through her nose, but that too could be fun.
pps. Love it/her/it.