Posh to run the NY Marathon this weekend. Don’t laugh. Okay do.

Honey, not in those shoes.

News has reached us via no-one you need worry about, that Victoria Beckham is running this Sunday’s New York Marathon.

Here’s hoping a gust of wind picks her up, she spreads her limbs – much like one does if performing a star jump – then she’ll be able to whizz round the route like a sycamore seed.

How fun.

‘It was meant to be a big secret,’ says Source.

Oops.

ps. We used that picture up there for the simple reason she looks ridiculous. And we’re hopin’ and a-prayin’ she legs it round with that pose fixed on her face. It means she’ll only be able to breath through her nose, but that too could be fun.

pps. Love it/her/it.

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4 comments to “Posh to run the NY Marathon this weekend. Don’t laugh. Okay do.”

  1. I don’t know why the idea of her running the marathon is funny, but it just is. Really funny.

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  2. What the fuck is she going to wear on her feet? Can you really see her in trainers in public? She’ll do herself a mischief….

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  3. Bet she goes for the real pro sporty gear, like…. Like……
    Like Pradasport or whaddevva.

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  4. I reckon she’ll do a Jade Goody and drop out after about a mile. ‘cept she won’t head for the pie shop like the flabby eastender, she’ll probably go and have her chakra channelled at a spa or sumfink.

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