As part of our ongoing if somewhat sporadic series, ‘An homo-age to…’ (this may well the first in our sporadic ongoing series, in fact, it’s hard to keep track. Oooh, ‘hard’), we’d like to present to you with Pearl ‘n’ Dean flourish, Jason Statham. Who we’d bum like that *snaps fingers*.
Boxout: Okay, so rumour hath it that Jason Statham’s a bit of a cock. Strike the ‘bit of a’ bit. Par example: the homophobic speech he was alleged to have given as best man at Madonna and Guy’s wedding. Which is a timely piece of info seeing as that relationship’s now come full circle. And when we say ‘alleged’, we asked three people in a Family Fortunes-esque manner, who were present and correct at said wedding, ‘Did Jason Statham make a homophobic best man’s speech at Madonna and Guy’s wedding?’ Survey say, yes. Well, they nodded. We think it’s the same thing.
Oh but to re…..tract a wee bit – Kelly Brook did go out with him and she’s notoriously a beard a lovely person with perfect taste so, you know, swings and roundabouts.
Anyways, that’s all by-the-bi-sexual. Let’s now look at a whole load of pictures of Jason Statham in various states of topless. Hurrah!
*white wees and all that*
Oh. Yes. Please.
He looks like a fun place to sit.
Yes. yes, and three times yes.
he’s a homophobe? cool,,,i can hear him saying “you like my cock up your tight little ass, don’t you faggot? Yeah,,that’s it,,take it, bitch”.
Well, that’s the dream, Giz.
I’ll be his dog.
I don’t think I want him on our side. Looks like a mean cunt.
And who doesn’t like a mean cunt?
Oh, I quite *would*!
Yes, but he’s a gorgeous mean cunt, which inspires fantasies of restraint and correction. I really love that he hasn’t joined the Hair Club for Insecure Men. Too bad he isn’t smart enough to appreciate his gay fans and to exhibit an enlightened attitude. Even AH-NOLD is now supporting marriage rights for gays and lezzies.