This week people have mostly been getting their crotchless panties in a twist about… the ‘Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand/Andrew Sachs/we desperately need a story that isn’t Credit Crunchie related’ story…

Honey, please do an SJP on that thing...!

We couldn’t end the week without the teeniest word on the Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross debacle…

To cut a Jackanory story short, Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross left a message (and swore *run for your lives!*) on the answering machine of an old man who used to play Manuel in Fawlty Towers and has a slutty granddaughter looking to squeeze every last bit of publicity out of the non-story of the year. So far, so blah…

But forget all that. The thing that’s irking us is the celebrity tut-tutters, who’ve come out of the cracks – quite literally in some cases (Louis Walsh) – to cast aspersions. Choice quotes include…

‘Whichever way you look at it, it’s not funny and it’s upsetting to an old man like Andrew Sachs.’
Michael Parkinson, off-of Professional Fawning Yorkshite.

‘He (Russell Brand) had it coming. It was rude, crude and he’s been getting away with it for too long. I’m glad he was caught out in the end.’
Louis Walsh, off-of never knowlingly straight battery farmer.

‘It was very mean spirited what they did and I was angry when I saw it.’
Steve Coogan, off-of one funny comedy character but otherwise an egomaniacal bint.

‘We think it is an unfunny, sickening attack by overpaid stars. How do they get away with it?’
Prunella Scales, off-of old woman.

In conclusion? Some people are silly, get over it!

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4 comments to “This week people have mostly been getting their crotchless panties in a twist about… the ‘Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand/Andrew Sachs/we desperately need a story that isn’t Credit Crunchie related’ story…”

  1. ‘Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxactly.

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  2. Jonathan Ross is crass and a moron, but then that’s what he’s always been and presumably that’s the USP for which he’s paid so handsomely? This whole thing is frankly ridick. I’d like Ross sacked, but just because I find him embarrassing and un-funny. This Sachs-Gate actually endears him to me…

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  3. This is such a Jeremy Kyle story. 30,000 complaints a whole week after it was broadcast. Two words… Bandwagon. Jump.

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  4. With all that money, you’d think J.Ross could get that unslightly lump removed. And the mole on his eyebrow.

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