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‘Wham bam thank you ma’m, it’s past 4 o’ clock of a Friday eve and we’ve not had a sing-song yet’

What's our band called again?It’s past the sixteenth hour on a Friday and unbelievably not one single fizzy unit of alcohol has passed our lips yet. But while that is ridiculous, it’s not quite as ridiculous as this video from Wham! which we will be singing and dancing and preening along to while we remedy this non-alcoholic situation before we head off to the first official Christmas party of the season. Ding-dong merrily… oh, hi…

The reason for Wham!? Well, if we needed one it would be in celebration of the fact their ‘Last Christmas’ single is officially the most played Christmas song of all time according to the Performing Right Society. But we don’t need a reason, so there. Enjoy… (more…)

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Hugh ‘gay, gay and gay’ Jackman

J'adore sooo muchSee that title there. That makes us moist and tingle-ish all at once. It suggests that Huge Hugh Jackman is indeed what we suspected all along, a big old gayer like our fine selves. It is not however, true… Apparently. Boo hoo. Plural.

Said quote came from Hugh’s very own mouth when the work experience (probably) at MTV asked him what rumours he constantly hears about himself. He replied ‘gay, gay and gay’. And you know what they say about rumours. Hmmm… (more…)

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Just ’cause.

Do those earphones come with the iPhone?
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You know what they say about a cute guy with a cute cat…… big gay hands.

Husband material. (The one on the left.)

Oh hello.

We’ve developed a crush. An explanation, in several paragraphs:

Some people, ladies and gennels, have a thing for grown men with babies. We find that sick.

Some people, ladies, gennels and others, have a thing for… ooh, can’t actually think of anything else. Let’s just say ‘Wispa bars’ and leave it there. *Mmmmn, Wispa bars…*

We, ladies, gennels, others and undecided, have a thing for grown men with cats. It melts our hearts like, well, the proverbial Wispa bar and when our Wispa bar’s melted we’re for the bumming taking bumming. S’true.

This video-ette – which forms the crux of our story – is of said cute gennelman and said cute cat (Winston. You may have heard of him. He’s the Celine Dion of the feline world) having a little chat ‘n’ munch over Thanksgiving.

In a word, j’adore.

J’adore for yourself over the jump, whydoncha… (more…)

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Steven Seagal? Is it Santa Claus? Is it Baby David? Is it Maddie? Is it Sasquatch? No! It’s Karl Lagerfeld (and someone else)…

Both channeling OGLLook up there. That is Britney Spears and a lady. Lady Karl Lagerfeld if truth be known. S’beautiful thing is it not?

This is she and (s)he at last night’s Bambi Awards – don’t ask us, we’re just innocent bystanders. The awards are in the shape of a deer, but we’re not sure for who or for what or for why the hell they exist. Regardless, Lady Lagerfeld presented Brita Water Filter with hers and the two had a cuggle before Britney went off to perform Womaniser live. And please understand by ‘live’ we mean probably about as ‘live’ as Bambi’s dead momma. Sorry, did we give something away? Oh and in case you didn’t know, Bruce Willis is a ghost in The Sixth Sense. *hee*

Now let is enjoy another picture of the evening – a perma grinned Spears in some very familiar outfit-age. It’s about time for another tonguing sesh betwixt the two me thinks. It’s been a while. (more…)

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Oh here we go again. More cunty religious behaviour.

Some gays go to IKEA, get over it! 

Hello.

You may have noticed, we’re not ones for religion. It’s a waste of everyone’s time and really, just really, anyone whose belief system is based upon a work of fiction really ought to take a one-way ticket to the Funny Farm, without passing go but possibly picking up a slap in the face for bad behaviour along the way. It’s all rather silly, very retarded, and if you are going to choose a nice piece of fantasy upon which to base your moral code, let it be a Terry Pratchett or a Philip Pullman, who are nice sorts of people and don’t go in for the oppression thing.

Speaking of which, some dirty Catholics in Poland are calling for a boycott of our beloved IKEA. When we say beloved, it wasn’t beloved when we were dodging Swedish meatballs and scrunchies at the Tottenham branch last Saturday whilst shopping for a high-design/low-price storage system when – upon scanning the gathered clientele – it dawned on us why some people choose to emigrate. So no, it wasn’t a particularly gay day. The only gays there were in man-mades and had asymmetric hair.

Back-in-the-room… So, yes, these dirty Catholics in Poland. They’re all in a tizz because IKEA have pictures of same-sex couples – f-yes, one and the same – in their brochures. Which is just crazy, obviously. It’s like including the sun in a picture of the sky or a bit of grass in a Turner landscape or a twist in a vodka martini… you know, it doesn’t really matther how much you stick your sausage fingers in your ears and go ‘raaaah-raaaah-raaaah-raaaaaaaaah’, it’s all part of life and you either learn to get on nicely or just get thee to a nunnery and live the rest of your days flicking off to Trisha.

So who wants to hear some up-tight Polish Catholic getting all queeny about IKEA? Yey…! (more…)

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‘Ooh, Lord, is it nearly five o’clock already and we’ve still not had a sing-song? Or bothered to slightly change that sentence so it appears fresh and slightly zany?’

Don't hit us!

And today we will mostly be sing-songing along to Ms. Grace Jones and a track from her new album as performed on Jules Holland’s grown-up Later show.

And we thank you… (more…)

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And we thought dogs were the dumb ones…

Life's a bitch. (more…)
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