This is for why:
a) The jeans
b) The shirt
Three) The fat that’s screaming to get out
And c) and d)
Now admittedly, he does have the look of our local kebab man, whom we would, it’s true – with or without chilli sauce – but then the Soya Cappuccino kicked in and we saw sense.
Talking of which, why the fuck is that strange child-ling with the hair still in X Factory?? This thing…