It might look like Lewis Hamilton is avoiding a kiss on the smacker from an overzealous trannylicious aunt, but he is in fact avoiding a kiss from his overzealous trannylicious girlfriend Nicole Scherzinger, having just won the F1 title. Yay!
We hear there are calls for nationwide huzzah’s since the utterly charisma-free Lewis Hamilton off-of Nicole Scherzinger off-of Pussycat Dolly drove a car really fast, won the F1 title and will now go on to earn £100 million a year. Yes, a year. The guy is 23. Sick much?
We caught snippets of said race, and were mostly amused by Nicole’s bouncey bouncey not-forgetting to pouty pouty applause, and commentators over-stated proclamation of ‘genius’. Honey, splitting the atom is genius, driving a little car very fast round and round a track 71 times is not.
Now let us look at Lewis Hamilton - the sixth sexiest man in the world according to our chums over at Cosmopolitan magoizine - in a state of undress and ask ourselves yar or nar?
Mmm, we like that trampled look. And yay…
*thinks about white weeing but gets distracted*
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- We’re actually still trying to work out who Kim Kardashian is. In the meantime, let’s look at this magazine cover.
- Horrible door.
- Which English actor who we already have a major crush on has a bottom like this?
- Cheryl and Ashley are finally divorced. The world stops moving, like in that show FlashForward that was on Channel Five, ergo, nobody watched it.
- And the Marc Jacobs award for Never Knowingly Appearing in a Photograph With a Shirt On Goes To… (rustle, rustle of envelope being opened) Jake Shears!
He has a nice body on him, doesn’t he!
Yar, I would! Defo!
nicole is beautiful n soo stunnin ….wen you b hatin …you make her look even better n watever downt b callin nicole those things!!!!