We caught snippets of said race, and were mostly amused by Nicole’s bouncey bouncey not-forgetting to pouty pouty applause, and commentators over-stated proclamation of ‘genius’. Honey, splitting the atom is genius, driving a little car very fast round and round a track 71 times is not.
Now let us look at Lewis Hamilton – the sixth sexiest man in the world according to our chums over at Cosmopolitan magoizine – in a state of undress and ask ourselves yar or nar?
Mmm, we like that trampled look. And yay…
*thinks about white weeing but gets distracted*