So it turns out that Britney of Spears has called her album Circus, a little bit like manband Take That who have called their album The Circus. This concerns us as it could be confuzzling for grandmas at Christmas. And that’s never good.
Shonky title aside, see above for the cover. We’re looking, we’re seeing, but we’re just not feeling. Nup, not even the hint of a tingle. Anywhere. It is album impotency at its worst and despite the Farrah Fawcett hair and the sexy-cum-coy (hee, we said cum) pose that would make Tranny Banks cry real live tears of pride, we are just not feeling a yay or a nay or even a gay at this stage. Oh boo.
More excitingly Britter water filter has revealed the tracklisting and some choice song titles include ‘Lace and Leather’, ‘Kill The Lights’, ‘If You Seek Amy’, and ‘Polished Turd’. One of these may or may not feature on the final album.
We’ve also heard that Britney is set to follow in the trotters of Prince and Kylie and do a two-week residency at London’s glittering 02 Arena. Well, according to The Sun that is.
Some key information for innerested types might be that the single ‘Womanizer’ is released on 24th November, and the Circus album of which we speak is released on 2nd December, just in time for baby G’s birthday. So now you know.