Katy Perry off-of ‘flirting with the idea of lesbianism for the sake of 15 year old boys everywhere’ fame performed at Fashion Cares Gala in Toronto. That’s right fashion cares about AIDS apparently – but not usually animals.
Despite our scathe, the annual HIV/AIDS awareness event is a grand cause and who better to champion it than our mistress lady dame wonder woman ‘Diamonds are foreeeeeveeeeeer’ Shirley Bassey, who channelled Orville the fuck-a-duck for the evening’s apparel.
And here are more of those Katy Perry men. Noice.
*wet wees and then considers returning for a white wee after luncheon*
Done.
I’ll have the one on the right please.
I can’t bear this Perry bitch and her faux lesbatronics. Just fuck off.
Does this sound very unreconstructed of me? I’ve always hated this whole thing about gay men being playthings for women. You know they often have a bunch of gay men in pants and then some trout like Katy Perry. What is the message in that? Can you imagine a bunch of lesbian dancers all over a man? Mind you, can you imagine a bunch of lesbian dancers, full stop?