It’s a total upgrade from ex-Mrs. Rod Stewart, Rachel Munter. Sorry, Hunter. Sorry, Honey Monster.

We'll have what she's having

So, you call yourself a supermodel but actually look like a pre-op version of something off-of a Sugar Puffs advert and you’re married to someone twenty-odd years older, who may be a bit of a laugh but has a funny mole on his face and, frankly, looks every month of his 63 years.

That was Rachel Hunter’s life (with Rodney Stewart) before this sexy fella-me-lad entered into her. Sorry, it. He is thirteen years younger at just 26 (she’s knocking 40), is called Jarret Stoll and plays hockey. Or some game with a ball. Or maybe a puck. He is also one of the only men on Santa’s green earth who is scientifically bigger than HM. 

They are now planning not only to wed in a ceremony you will no doubt be able to point and laugh at in a celebrity magazine, but to have child. Who will probably be bigger than the Empire State Building. Good luck to them.

Oh, and we’ve seen her in real life (albeit from a huge shadow). Let’s just say this is a very good picture of her. 

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3 comments to “It’s a total upgrade from ex-Mrs. Rod Stewart, Rachel Munter. Sorry, Hunter. Sorry, Honey Monster.”

  1. Can I just say, I found that very funny. And totally spot on.

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  2. That man is the absolute dish.

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  3. That’s funny… she really is a Honey Monster.

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