Dateline: London, post election. Let’s get it over with – and yes, I voted for him, so shut up.
But you have to say what people are thinking and dare not say: Obama had better have really good security or another old white guy will end up in office. But, and I’m sure you’ve had it too, I received this in my inbox just a few weeks ago: A black man goes to heaven and meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates. ‘Who are you, my son?’ asked the saint. ‘I am the President of the United States,’ says Obama. ‘Why, when did they elect a black man for president?’ ‘Oh, about five minutes ago.’
Americans – and the world – now have what could be a black John F Kennedy in the White House. Let’s hope his wife starts dressing better because DAMN what was that red and black thing she had on next to Mrs Biden, who looked as if she could glow in the dark? But you can’t fault him for the quip about the puppy because, awww, we all wuv puppies. And gays, as Obama rightly listed in his intro. Gays came last but at least they came.