Well *pregnant pause* would you like to see him in just his lily-white panties? When we say lily-white, we lie. They’re sort of, well, black. Oh actually we lie x2. There is a picture of him in lily-whites. With a rim, if you like that sort of thing. Who said rimming? Pigs.
Onward, non-Christian soldiers…
ps. You’ll have to go here to watch the Britney video of which we speak in moving pictures. The meanies have ‘disabled embedding’. Why the fuck do they do that? Answers on a postcard, please. One of those that’s cut out to look like Late Princess Di’s head.