Ooh, a poll: America’s Ten Most Uplifting Stars *floats upwards*

Uplifting Will Smith, lifting himself up. Gettit? No really, GETTIT?  

We like a poll, and someone’s done one. We also like sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll but no-one’s doing that anymore.

This someone is actually two people, Entertainment Tonight and Parade Magazine. Fun. The poll that they have done is called, ‘America’s Ten Most Uplifting Stars’. You may have known that already, if you read the title of this fascinating story.

Do you want to know who came first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth? Do you?

1) Will Smith

2) Tom Hanks

3) Reese Witherspoon

4) George Clooney

5) Meryl Streep

6) Brad Pitt

7) Julia Roberts

8) Johnny Depp

9) Jennifer Aniston

10) Patrick Dempsey

Wasn’t that fun and predictable, ladies and gennels! Predictable fun. Now let’s make a list of the UK’s most *thinks: what’s the opposite of ‘uplifting’?* misery-making stars (stars in inverted commas in most cases)…

1) Gok ‘Cock’ Wan

2) Kerry Katona

3) Myleene ‘No’ Klass

4) Ulrika Jonsson

5) Jeremy Clarkson

6) Peaches Geldof

7) That shouty financial advisor off-of GMTV

8) Gok Wan

9) Gok Wan

10) Gok Wan

Now that was fun. And quite possibly most certainly maybe oh definitely questionably predictable.

ps. Do you like the picture of Will Smith we used up there? He’s not only officially Americaland’s most uplifting star, but he’s also lifting himself up in the picture. We got total chufties when we found it.



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4 comments to “Ooh, a poll: America’s Ten Most Uplifting Stars *floats upwards*”

  1. For number 7 do you mean Mr Moneysavingexpert.com?

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  2. I feel…. uplifted.

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  3. Oh I friggin’ HATE Mr Moneysavingexpert.com. Twatty McTwat.

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  4. Are you sure you haven’t confused this with the MOST PUNCHABLE list?

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