So the weather is quite frankly shite, it’s that awful time of year when the shops are shoving Christmas down our throats even though it’s only the beginning of November for cryingoutloud and we spent most of today’s journey into work pressed up against someone’s wet and soggy armpit – and that aint a good thing honey.
But, lovely people, there’s a delectable specimen of ex-Vogue model fame (and he was also in Madge’s Express Yourself video just so’s you know) who will fly from New York to your very own home and live with you for a whole entire week of on-tap bummage. For the small sum of £20,000. We thought that might cheer you up.
Sadly, said sum of £20,000 is only for on-tap teaching of yoga and breathing lessons and the like, and not, as we originally thought, for some up-market and velly-velly expensive back-bottom action. Boo! Photos of this delectable specimen (real name Cameron Alborzian by-the-by) will have to suffice, seeing as, after careful consideration, we can’t actually afford him and his yogic antics. We are in an almost-recession after all. Over the jump then.