If Kerry Katona doesn’t stop smoking her nipples will fall off. End.

Nip it in the bud *groan*When we first read this story we thought we must be mistaken in a sort of ‘Kelly Osbourne has four STDs a year’ way, but turns out s’true. According to doctors, if Kunty Katona doesn’t stop chuffing away on her pipe, bong, or whatever is she puffs on to achieve the charred smoky bacon smell that so elegantly wafts from her locale, her nipplage will indeed wither, die and drop off. Like Kerry herself presumably.

The hoggish one, who is just 28 (no, we couldn’t quite believe it either) underwent breast reduction surgery – which also involved considerable ‘hoik’ and ‘tuck’ and ‘shove’ and ‘staple’ and ‘hide the rest under the carpet’ procedures – on her reality horrorshow Hole Whole Again, and men in white coats pointed out that smoking prevents enough oxygen from reaching and healing wounds, which includes post-surgery nipples, especially ones that have travelled the distance hers have.

Should she continue to drag on the fags and lose her nips, she will look even more like a certain no-nippled character who always springs to mind when KKK KK is mentioned.
Kerry Katona Yes it’s a cheap shot, but it’s uncanny, no?

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7 comments to “If Kerry Katona doesn’t stop smoking her nipples will fall off. End.”

  1. The cheap shots are the best.

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  2. No matter how much money that Katona spends on her body, she will always be the lumpen type. If not of figure, then of soul.

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  3. It’s the amount she spends on food covered in breadcrumbs or batter that is the real issue – her ‘business arrangement’ with Iceland will be her downfall. If the drink and party drugs don’t get her first…

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  4. I thought that show was called Whore Again… No?

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  5. I can smell her from here.

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  6. Old news.

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  7. I’m still quite proud that I had no idea who this woman was until about four months ago. Jabba no batta frozen fish fingers WOO ha ha !!!

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