You’d think that as one of Hollywood’s most startling mooses (we actually laughed out loud at the idea of Christian Bale fighting for her in Batman. OUT LOUD we say!), Maggie ‘sister of much cuter Jake’ Gyllenhaal would avoid anything that would make even more people dislike her. But no.
Here she is at a film premiere (yes, people are still giving mooses work) wearing the skins of goodness knows how many cute animals (even if they were dead polyester puppies, she’d still look moose-esque).
We will not publicise this movie and would advise you never to see her in anything ever again.
We hate mooses to pooses.