Oh, look mummy! That moose has got fur on it!

Ugh!

You’d think that as one of Hollywood’s most startling mooses (we actually laughed out loud at the idea of Christian Bale fighting for her in Batman. OUT LOUD we say!), Maggie ‘sister of much cuter Jake’ Gyllenhaal would avoid anything that would make even more people dislike her. But no.

Here she is at a film premiere (yes, people are still giving mooses work) wearing the skins of goodness knows how many cute animals (even if they were dead polyester puppies, she’d still look moose-esque).

We will not publicise this movie and would advise you never to see her in anything ever again.

We hate mooses to pooses. 

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6 comments to “Oh, look mummy! That moose has got fur on it!”

  1. I’m not totally on board the anti-fur thing but there’s no getting away from the fact that this woman’s a dud. Can’t act, looks plain and, erm, can’t act. As for that Agent Provocateur campaign… I’ve put my mum up for that.

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  2. I like her … a lot. :(

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  3. Can ignore her. No probs, just so long as her bro is still in the market for app-ree-c-a-shun

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  4. She is a bad, bad, bad moose… Not only that, but she looks fucking atrocious.

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  5. thank you. jake got all the good genes in her family, but not everyone seems open enough to admit that batman and the joker thinking she’s pretty (or at least in that film) is entirely risible!

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  6. Upsetting! I like Mo-Gyl — and she *is* a good actress. But that is a Louis Vuitton vest and it is real fur. :-(

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