Answer, on a Charles ‘n’ Camilla postcard: A Cavalli campaign with Kate Moss.
S’true. Rumour-cum-his-model-agency has it that Justin Gaston – the gennelman purporting to be Miley Cyrus’s boyfriend – has just shot the Just Cavalli Spring 2009 worldwide campaign with Kate Moss.
Not bad for someone who looks like he just stepped out of a Grattan catalogue.
That’s it. That’s all we have to say on the matter. Nothing else. Nowt. Nada. Fuck all. Zilch.
ps. Except for the fact that we met Miley Cyrus, ooh, two weeks ago. She’s what is known in the business as a lumpen trout with an overflated ego and no discernable talent.
pps. Oh but when we were writing that title we really wanted to say, ‘What do you get when you fall in love?’ which, apart from having not the smallest hint of irony to it, puts us in a Burt Bacharach-cum-Dionne Warwick sorta mood. Hence this…