Is your penis too big for conventional underwear? Is your willy of such cartoon size that you find you need a carb-boost prior to wet-weeing just to lift the thing? Is your schlong of such monumental proportions that you need to buy two seats when flying Virgin Premium? Is your pee-pee that walloping that complete strangers walk up to you on the street and say, ‘Hmmn, a conjoined twin. When will you be separated on a Channel Five documentary?’ Is your… you get it.
If you’re thinking, ‘My golly gosh, that’s me they’re talking about!’ then you may need these special panties. They’re called WellHungarian (f-nah) and they’re ‘underwear for well hung men’. Personally, we’d hyphenate the ‘well-hung’ bit, but that’s ’cause just ’cause.
Now we’re not ones to criticise but they’re ugerlee. But then their purpose is support, not fashion. But like all good design, it can be both functional and attractive, so points off for that. Points added, however, for the cheap titillation that a trip to their interdolly site provides.
See what we mean after the break. In the meantime, however, who knew that men with big dicks had such a hard life, etc.
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