Anyway, basis for aforementioned growing hatred and forthcoming rant? Weeeell, apparentémont McLean (we can hardly think of a less appropriate surname) fancies a bit of a ‘bushtucker trial’ with resident lesbos Martina Navratilova. God bless The Sun and all its hide-behind-your-acrylic-nails puns.
Nicolarse, off-of engaged to football kicker Tom Williams, said: ‘I’m getting married, so the guys won’t interest me. But a bit of girl-on-girl, that’s not cheating, is it?’
Yes, because lezza and gay cavorts of any nature just don’t count do they? We’re sure if her little Tommy took it hard in the back-bottom like the good footballer that he is she wouldn’t mind at all, because ‘that’s not cheating is it?’
She went on to say of Martina: ‘She can have a little look and a fondle if she fancies it.’
Honey, Martina’s more likely to revert to the chow of a Kangeroo’s cock. Now let’s have a look at Tom Williams…
Yep, as we suspected. The eyebrows of a gay.