Jo she got the flow… of blood pouring down her face following a glassing on stage :-(

Jo pre-blood bathPoor Jo from Sclub 7 or Sclub 3 or ‘can’t get any other work’ as they’re now known has been glassed live on stage while performing at Bradford’s not-so-glittering Tokyo club. Tough crowd.

Her and band mates Bradley McIntosh and Paul Cattermole had only been on stage for 15 minutes when some imbecile threw a glass, which hit Jo ‘she’s got the flow’ and sliced a two inch gash (tee-hee, we said gash) in her head.

Now one, What the hell were Tokyo club doing allowing its questionable clientele drink from anything but paper cups? and b. surely said imbecile should have been aiming his glass in Danielle Lloyd’s general direction. Although presumably Lloyd wasn’t there. She was scoffing down a Chicken Cottage having hefted her way around Chinawhite or Kingly Club or wherever it is these giblets of society hang about nowadays, gripping on to the bar in white knuckle desperation and sucking off dirty old paps down Soho’s Swallow Street to ensure the teensiest bit o’ red top coverage. Yes, that’s where she was.

In case you’re not putting two and two together, let the oh-so-helpful GMTV elaborate in video form. Oh, and let’s remind ourselves why we hate Danielle Lloyd…
The butch one 

Yep, any event with a free drink, an Iceland nibble and a footballer who hasn’t yet been faced with some sort of rape charge (and they are so few and far between nowadays, have you noticed?) and Danielle Lloyd will be there, lapping up all three.

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15 comments to “Jo she got the flow… of blood pouring down her face following a glassing on stage :-(”

  1. Danielle Lloyd is a cunt and i’d happily glass her if she comes within a four mile radius of me.
    Actually, chances are she’s within a four mile radius of me at least twice weekly, but i’m not really to know, am I. It’s theoretical, my glassing of Danielle Lloyd. The sentiment of this piece is that she’s dirty a fucking whore and the worst of humanity. Cunt, I tell thee – CUNT!

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  2. Yeah. It’s really funny hearing about someone getting glassed.

    Pathetic.

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  3. You absolute idiot, Dermot. No-one’s laughing at her getting glassed, dickhead – if you actually care to read what they’ve written, they’re damning it and saying how awful it is (and saying Danielle Lloyd is the one that deserves glassing instead, but that’s by the by).
    Read before jumping to conclusions, you fool.
    Who’s pathetic now, eh?

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  4. Talk about miss the point, Dermot.

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  5. I saw Danielle Lloyd the other day getting fingered behind the bike sheds by Jason Billingham’s brother who said he wouldn’t go down on her because it was like crab paste

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  6. Talk about your bay of pigs!
    (Gold star for anyone who gets that……)

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  7. Dear Betty and Smalls,

    You fucking cockbreaths. I was talking about the reference to Danielle Lloyd getting glassed.

    Yours faithfully up your dry un-used arses,

    Dermot
    xxetc

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  8. Lulu, I’m familiar with The Bay of Married Pigs. Does that make me shallow and uneducated? Do I get two gold stars for that?

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  9. Oh, in which case I humbly apologise… and then take it right back because I would like nothing better than watching Danielle Lloyd get glassed.
    Yours highly lubed,
    Lilibets,
    xxxxxxxxxxx

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  10. Oh Pilar, you get my entire Rymans book of gold stars for that!

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  11. I got glassed once. Only it wasn’t a glass, it was a fist.

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  12. Up the bottom I assume Clifford?

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  13. Lulu, I look forward to sticking them on my wall.

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  14. apologies for not being here in years . i’ve been baking . haha – cattermole . cat a mole . whack a mole . whack a mole, cattermole . the word mole is just quite amusing really . xx

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  15. well your not a very nice website , I suppose its a good thing your not very well known. You know you go on writing these things about people individuals you dont know and to me the only nasty people here are you with your comments and lack of concern for the truth…….

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