Now then, we were going to start this story with a cynical lilt… something along the lines of, ‘And we added that exclamation mark out of sheer love… because she’ll need all the help she can get… seeing as she has the charisma of Sir Trevor ‘can’t even read off an autocue’ McDonald… and the last time we saw her talking to a room full of lots of giddy people, a good 92% of said gathered giddy types talked over her. Some even left’ but then we thought nooo, let’s switch our cynical bonnet for an altogether less sardonic one and celebrate the fact that at least Myleene Klass hasn’t been dragged in by the scruff of her smug neck to do it. And she was quite good in The Vicar of Dibley. Kylie we mean. Though it wouldn’t suprise us.
In conclusion: Kylie to host the Brits? Hooray. Though we will be the judge of that come February 2009.
ps. There’s a quote. ‘Kylie’s confirmed with bosses. They couldn’t be more pleased.’