Kylie to host the Brits exclamation mark

Kylie off-of Kylie

Now then, we were going to start this story with a cynical lilt… something along the lines of, ‘And we added that exclamation mark out of sheer love… because she’ll need all the help she can get… seeing as she has the charisma of Sir Trevor ‘can’t even read off an autocue’ McDonald… and the last time we saw her talking to a room full of lots of giddy people, a good 92% of said gathered giddy types talked over her. Some even left’ but then we thought nooo, let’s switch our cynical bonnet for an altogether less sardonic one and celebrate the fact that at least Myleene Klass hasn’t been dragged in by the scruff of her smug neck to do it. And she was quite good in The Vicar of Dibley. Kylie we mean. Though it wouldn’t suprise us.

In conclusion: Kylie to host the Brits? Hooray. Though we will be the judge of that come February 2009. 

ps. There’s a quote. ‘Kylie’s confirmed with bosses. They couldn’t be more pleased.’

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6 comments to “Kylie to host the Brits exclamation mark”

  1. Oh dear. But as you say, at least it’s not Myleene No-Klass doing it. Or Sir Trev. Or Jonathan Ross. Or anyone off T4. Or Kate Thornton. Or Gok Wan. Or Holly fucking Willoughby and her fat tits.

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  2. Wouldn’t Kerry Fatona and her ‘unpredictable meds’ be more fun for the viewers though….?

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  3. Worry not – she’s ‘sharing’ hosting responsibility with Matt Horne and James Corden, who are pretty good at this sort of thing, so they’ll absorb her uselessness

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  4. ps. Kerry Fatona would of course be car-crash geniosity.

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  5. Kerry co-hosting with Amy Winehouse and Sarah Palin would just about tie up the viewing figures. The other channels could take the night off.

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  6. I’ve put in a request to ITV…

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