Love is blind

You know you’re onto something pretty spesh when you can gaze at your fella-me-lad even though he has the look of someone who’s just had a stroke, yet you still think, ‘Awwww, I’ve got a chub-on.’ That’s the way it is between us and Hugh.

Coming from the Matthew McConaughey school of Never Knowlingly With-Top-On also helps, though we must say we continue to be just e’er so disappointed by his insisting on wearing those black shorts. And they’re not even shorty-shorts. Repeat after us; ‘Speeeeeee-dos.’

So this is Huge Jackman frollicking on Bondi beach. Again. And we thought we best remind ourselves of just what he looks like with his top off but with a face that doesn’t look like a dog’s in slow-mo’, after the break. He’s a deux with a bloke in one of ‘em. No idea who he is, though he does have matching shorts and tits. Which naturally means nothing, but we’ll read into it all the same.

*white wees, etc.*