Mmmmm-hmmn. And today, Ru Paul is 48. Yes *dramatic pause* 48. Owing to this fact, we’ll be sing-songing to ‘Supermodel (You Better Work)’. Which is frankly the highlight of what’s been a long day. A loooooooooooong day, in fact. We even resorted to mainlining Kalms for, and-we-quote, ‘periods of irritability, stresses and strains’ – the effect of which seems only to be Irritable Bowel Syndrome, but will probably come into its own during tonight’s ep of Spooks, which would actually be very good timing seeing as we usualy come this close *-* to having a stroke it’s that high-octane, people. High. Octane.
Altogether now… ‘Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit, Michigan…’