Oh, look who’s just made it onto our shit list!

Filthy bitch

Dirty Liz Hurley has become the latest face/skanky thighs of mink peddlers Blackglama (they can’t even spell ‘glamour’ let alone design it).

Now, while we know that Liz Hurley will do anything for a dollar (really, most things – ask any of the rich men she’s shagged) and we’re prepared to forgive former Blackglama spokesperson Gisele who recanted (OK, following PETA’s ‘fur scum’ protest on the catwalk) saying ‘It was a bad decision on my part. I don’t wear fur…’, we would like to quibble with the Blackglama slogan ‘What becomes a legend most?’

While it was appropriate when the models were the likes of Liz Taylor and Liza Minnelli, both Oscar-winning actresses, we’d like to ponder – finger prettily placed near mouth, eyes skyward – what Liz Hurley has done to become a ‘legend’…

Shagged Hugh Grant. Wore dress made of safety pins. Became friend of Elton John. Shagged more rich men. Appeared in a couple of deadly embarrassing movies where she could barely speak she was so posh. Had child by one of the rich men she was shagging. Married another rich shag. Erm, went to some parties… Legends certainly come cheap these days. And look cheap into the bargain.

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11 comments to “Oh, look who’s just made it onto our shit list!”

  1. Liz Hurley, you’re a cunt.

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  2. I wouldn’t mind, but she’ll only spend the money on more pairs of skin-tight white jeans. A woman of your advanced years, Liz, should really diich those – they show the urine stains a treat.

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  3. The worst actress in the world, much?

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  4. Well said. The woman is nothing more than a prostitute.

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  5. I hope this is worth it, Liz – now being hated by every decent person with a conscience.

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  6. Haha, Liz Hurley a legend. That’s possibly the funniest thing I e’er did here.

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  7. Oh Liz Hurley, you’re such a whore. And this coming from me, who fucked the whole of Restoration London.

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  8. I have to say that I have more than a soft spot for one Elizabeth Hurley.

    Am quite determined to have her come read Silent Night at our bookclub’s christmas party.

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  9. My god – if you hadn’t told us it was Betty Hurley, I would never have recognised her from that pic – she looks like a barbie doll. How much airbrushing around those legs? And since when has big hair been back in fashion?

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  10. Big hair is back in fashion KMT. Look at Cheryl Cole. Case closed. Judge goes for marshmallow teacake.

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  11. She’s a rancid hanger on. Always has been.

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