Dirty Liz Hurley has become the latest face/skanky thighs of mink peddlers Blackglama (they can’t even spell ‘glamour’ let alone design it).
Now, while we know that Liz Hurley will do anything for a dollar (really, most things – ask any of the rich men she’s shagged) and we’re prepared to forgive former Blackglama spokesperson Gisele who recanted (OK, following PETA’s ‘fur scum’ protest on the catwalk) saying ‘It was a bad decision on my part. I don’t wear fur…’, we would like to quibble with the Blackglama slogan ‘What becomes a legend most?’
While it was appropriate when the models were the likes of Liz Taylor and Liza Minnelli, both Oscar-winning actresses, we’d like to ponder – finger prettily placed near mouth, eyes skyward – what Liz Hurley has done to become a ‘legend’…
Shagged Hugh Grant. Wore dress made of safety pins. Became friend of Elton John. Shagged more rich men. Appeared in a couple of deadly embarrassing movies where she could barely speak she was so posh. Had child by one of the rich men she was shagging. Married another rich shag. Erm, went to some parties… Legends certainly come cheap these days. And look cheap into the bargain.